Tag: comedy
member name: Otelia S.
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November 30, 2007 01:47 PM EST --
I think this is worth reading, So I am passing it on to you because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following the advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, You . . .
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November 10, 2009 01:25 PM EST --
MAY YOUR STUFFING BE TASTY
MAY YOUR TURKEY BE PLUMP
MAY YOUR POTATOES AND GRAVY
HAVE NEVER A LUMP
MAY YOUR YAMS BE DELICIOUS
AND YOUR PIES TAKE THE PRIZE
AND MAY YOUR THANKSGIVING DINNER . . .
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May 23, 2007 12:12 PM EDT --
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather--who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car." Author Unknown
Advice for the day: If you get a headache,do . . .
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June 04, 2008 08:17 PM EDT --
Male or Female???
FREEZER BAGS: They are male,because they hold everything in but you can see right through them.
PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female,because once turned off, it takes a while to . . .
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March 11, 2008 01:26 PM EDT --
There is a two-letter word that perhaps has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that is "UP".
It's easy to understand UP. , meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list. . . .
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December 09, 2008 07:16 PM EST --
There were three city mice sitting at a bar. The first mouse takes a shot of tequila,,slams the glass on the table and says, "I'm the toughest mouse in this city. I'm so tough that . . .
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October 30, 2008 11:08 PM EDT --
Just in case you need a little humor to get...or KEEP you going!
A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
While on the operating table, she had a near death . . .
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June 03, 2009 06:07 PM EDT --
Only in America...Do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in America...do banks . . .
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