Tag: sharing
member name: Otelia S.
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November 10, 2009 01:25 PM EST --
MAY YOUR STUFFING BE TASTY
MAY YOUR TURKEY BE PLUMP
MAY YOUR POTATOES AND GRAVY
HAVE NEVER A LUMP
MAY YOUR YAMS BE DELICIOUS
AND YOUR PIES TAKE THE PRIZE
AND MAY YOUR THANKSGIVING DINNER . . .
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September 24, 2007 01:25 PM EDT --
Fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid oto.
Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can.
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulacity uesdnatrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaomneal pweor . . .
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November 05, 2009 10:49 PM EST --
When I say, "I am a christian"
I'm not shouting, "I'm clean living"
I'm whispering, "I was lost"
Now I'm found and forgiven
When I say, "I am a christian"
I don't speak of this with pride
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May 23, 2007 12:12 PM EDT --
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather--who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car." Author Unknown
Advice for the day: If you get a headache,do . . .
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December 10, 2008 09:18 PM EST --
Santa lives in the North Pole
Jesus is everywhere
Santa rides a sleigh
Jesus rides on the wind and walks on the water
Santa comes but once a year
Jesus is an ever-present help
Santa fills your stockings . . .
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August 12, 2007 04:59 PM EDT --
I have moved!
I can't remember if I told you that I have moved out from 1 Beggers Alley, located at 2002 Poverty Lane at the corner of Bleak and Buster Circle.
As of today I have a brand new home. . . .
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March 11, 2008 01:26 PM EDT --
There is a two-letter word that perhaps has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that is "UP".
It's easy to understand UP. , meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list. . . .
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December 09, 2008 07:16 PM EST --
There were three city mice sitting at a bar. The first mouse takes a shot of tequila,,slams the glass on the table and says, "I'm the toughest mouse in this city. I'm so tough that . . .
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May 17, 2007 02:17 PM EDT --
I'd like to get straight to the point. Lisa, I owe you one. That's my point. O.k, O.k, I know!
1. I've remained positive all my life inspite of the fact that I was born with a hole . . .
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September 11, 2007 01:03 PM EDT --
If I knew it would be the last time
That I'd see you fall asleep,
I would tuck you in more tightly
And pray the Lord your soul to keep
If I knew it would be the last time
That I see you walk out . . .
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June 05, 2007 02:12 PM EDT --
A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in and asks him "Hey, Why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?"
Farmer: Some things you just . . .
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November 13, 2007 06:42 PM EST --
DOG DIARY:::
8:00 am- Dog Food ! My favorite thing!
9:30am- A Car Ride! My favorite thing!
9:40am- A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30am- Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing! . . .
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October 30, 2008 11:08 PM EDT --
Just in case you need a little humor to get...or KEEP you going!
A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
While on the operating table, she had a near death . . .
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August 27, 2007 09:48 PM EDT --
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September 06, 2007 12:46 PM EDT --
There was a blind girl who hated herself just because she was blind.
She hated everyone except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her
She said that if she could only see the world, she would . . .
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September 06, 2007 01:32 PM EDT --
Today, before you say an unkind word, Think of someone who can't speak.
Before you complain about the taste of your food, Think of someone who has nothing to eat.
Before you complain about your husband . . .
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March 04, 2008 02:22 PM EST --
There comes a time in every woman's life when she has to take a close look at herself. Not at her circumstance, not at what she did, not at how unfair life is or who made you do it. She has . . .
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September 16, 2008 02:38 PM EDT --
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> OPENED AND CLOSED DOORS
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> We need to learn to thank the Lord for closed doors just as
> much As we
> do for open doors . The reason God closes doors is because . . .
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October 15, 2008 04:44 PM EDT --
Who knew?
Eliminate ear mites . All it takes is a few drops of Wesson Corn Oil in your cat's ear. Massage it in, then clean with a cotton ball. Repeat daily for 3 . . .
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June 05, 2007 01:26 PM EDT --
The longer I live, the more I realize the impact of attitude on my life. Attitude to me, is more important than facts. It is more important than the past, than education, than money, than . . .
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